barackobamas:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

nessa007:

whataswift:

2019, please be good to me.

@ 2019

robotic-snakes:

robotic-snakes:

right now we have fortnite dancing

next, we should do sims dancing

catch me at the club like

mrpibb:

takawaste:

Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person

spacesocialist:

everyone’s like “oh yahoo’s going to delete tumblr” they haven’t even deleted yahoo answers. this site will be here forever but we’re yahoo answers people now.

thebootydiaries:

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔

gaylor-moon:

invisincere:

when someone says “now that he’s a girl” about a trans girl

jfc I love this trend of positive affirmations

nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

when did I post this

thebootydiaries:

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

antiknife:

Yall: “these [insert 2 real life youtube men] laugh, are open with each other, joke, share stuff, openly affectionate, hug, make sexual jokes, look at each other !!!! they m u st be in love !!”

Me:

punkrorschach:

wodneswynn:

helendamnationx:

thespiralpath:

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names